I am in a vortex of obligation.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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