You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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