i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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