Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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