my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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