I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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