Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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