Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I can't put those talents on a resume
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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