So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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