When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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