why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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