just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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