I'm drive I can fine osifer
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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