I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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