What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You know, be my cock's hype man.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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