wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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