Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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