Nicole vs. Life
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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