yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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