Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
...so i touched it.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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