this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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