? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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