I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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