Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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