oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?