Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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