with your own penis?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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