You just made me feel so damn special
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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