whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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