There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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