I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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