would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize