never play flip cup with pint glasses
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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