oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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