i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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