Porn is love you can see.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Farmville is her only friend.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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