it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You have to summon your inner elephant
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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