i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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