this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize