I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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