uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize