you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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