I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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