I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.