So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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