I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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