Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Non-Jews are for practice
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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