Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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