physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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