I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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